Via the Bookseller.com news:
If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs was crowned the winner of the Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year, after a record-breaking 8,500 votes (33%) online…..The runner-up is I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen (20%) and in 3rd place is Cheese Problems Solved (19%).
If this kind of thing is your cup of tea, you'll be pleased to know (via the same link) that Aurum Press is to publish a book celebrating 30 years of The Bookseller's Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year, a small-format hardback gift book, How to Avoid Huge Ships and Other Implausibly Titled Books, out in September." It will feature the original jackets of the best winners and runners-up since the prize was launched at the Frankfurt Book Fair in 1978". All for a mere £9.99.