All I can say is, thank you Bryan Appleyard for this post: Thought Experiments : The Blog: Was Beckham Murdered?. I feel as if I am not alone. The current lunatic rash of newspaper headlines about a Certain Character epitomises why she is far best left in peace (by the media, by rich old megalomaniacs, and everyone). It might even be worse, if anything could be, than the appalling coverage of the M…. McC… disappearance, in which tastelessness is piled on tastelessness daily. So thank you again, Bryan, for your brief but blessed volley of buckshot, which starts: "I intend to call for an inquest into the death of David Beckham. I know he’s not dead but he will die eventually.." Read on at the link.