Search terms that bring traffic

"About me" is the search term that brings Problogger most traffic.

"What’s the funniest search term that brings you most traffic?" he asks. Here are some of the answers:

“writing is easy hit your forehead”

Kayak fishing

“Britney’s exposed v****" (Asterisks to discourage p**n spam)

"youtute" (misspelled)

‘virtual assistant’

‘Win an iPhone’

"John Chow"

"1st – class c motor homes
2nd – fifth wheel campers
3rd – 5th wheel campers
4th – motorcycle tent trailer
5th – motorcycle tent trailers"

free blog templates”, “free blogger templates” and “free blog template”

"haunted lighthouses"

These and other examples, except possibly the last, indicate to me why I am quite happy to let the wisdom of the crowds stay with the crowds, to let them pass money to and from each other, and why I shall continue in my profitless but pleasant niche, to which none of the above search terms will bring you.

1 thought on “Search terms that bring traffic

  1. So, conceivably, a post that included all of the above terms might generate a whole lot of traffic. Hmmm. Maybe I’ll try that.
    But then again: To what end? To attract the notice of fools and philistines? (Two weeks into the blog game and I’m already feeling cliquish.)

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