Another article I read on the train today, in the Bookseller this time, is that Charlotte Church has signed up with Orion to publish her autobiography next year, for her 21st birthday. I remember all the mirth when Kenneth Branagh published his autobio at the age of 25 or something. Jordan has (I cannot help noticing via the cover of last Saturday’s Times books supplement) written two. I don’t know anything about Jordan except that she is a model, but two autobios by the age of whatever she is seems an achievement. Ken, are you out there? Seriously, though, why is Charlotte Church "writing" her autobio at the age of 20?